We have been talking about getting me a bike so that we can ride together, which was great since I had wanted a bike for a long time. But Kipper's idea of a bike is not even close to Allie's idea of a bike.
This is what I had been dreaming of.....
Kipper...not so much. He had found a bike on Craigslist that he thought would be a great deal for me, so he wanted to chat about it last night before he went to look at it today.
The conversation went something like this.
Kipper: Honey, I found the perfect bike for you and I want you to tell me what you think before I drive to Garland to look at it.
Me: Is it pink?
Kipper: no.
Me: Does it have fenders?
Kipper: um, no.
Me: But it has a basket, right?
Kipper: nope. Just look at it. It is teal.
Me: Fine. I could live with teal...after I add fenders and a basket.
Kipper: (mumbles something to himself...)
Me: (looking at the bike) Yea....this is nice and all, but I was thinking something more like this! (pulling up pictures of this FAB Kate Spade Bike I had found earlier that day)
Kipper: Honey..look, that is very cute but not at all practical! If you want to ride with Me, Travis and Becky you need a bike that is functional.
Me: That bike is TOTALLY functional! Look at all the stuff you can carry and it even has a chain guard to protect the hem of your skirt from getting caught up in it!
Me: Mary Poppins never rode a bike.
Kipper: What?
Me: Mary. Poppins. never. rode. a. bike. (opens google)
Kipper: Yes she did! When she floated up in the sky.
Me: Um, no...she used an umbrella. you are thinking of ET. Mary Poppins did ride a Carousal Horse though.
Kipper: Whatever. It doesn't really matter, you know what I mean.
Me: Then why did you say it?
Kipper: (mumbles something to himself...)
Me: Now, Julie Andrews did ride a bike in the Sound of Music when she played Maria.
Kipper: See! I told you, Mary Poppins rode a bike!
Me: How do you figure that?
Kipper: Julie Andrews rode a bike when she played Maria in the Sound of Music. And then Julie Andrews played Mary Poppins. SO Mary freaking Poppins rode a bike!
Me: Yea and your Lance Armstrong cause you wear yellow and black when you ride. :)
To be continued...